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The Five Word Story of: Mr Green plays doctors and nurses (except doctors this time )

Once upon a Green there were some peculiar beasts called Harry Potter and his mother. Mr Potter enjoyed stroking peoples’ piano’s whilst vibrating on Mr Green’s bed. However Mother Potter objected, because she found Mr Green’s thong on her radiator. Mother Potters Mankini was too dangly for Mr Green’s liking, because his gonk was big whilst Mr Potter’s was miniscule!
Mrs Potter leaped into bed with her son and a rather disgusting Green, she turned to her gonk and screamed at the sight of her son vibrating against the wall. Her gonk was way too big so couldn’t fit in the tumble-dryer, on the other hand it could fit in Mr Black’s Washing machine because he was a cross dresser. Mr Green was dressed in drag so he could be like his cousin, except he wasn’t as attractive. At the surgery, Miss Woodhouse waltzed in unannounced brandishing an extremely unhealthy gonk, Dr Green was astonished at its size and colour. However he ‘inspected’ it carefully during the clinic but he, was too busy vibrating against his sheet to notice. Woodhouse gasped with excitement. The prognosis was wonderful-she had swine flu! It was easily treatable with oinkment and lots of “musical outings’ to brothels.
Miss Woodhouse squealed with pleasure as Mr Green stroked her infected gonk wildly. “Perfect,” Mr Green giggled as he vibrated rhythmically, and they made sweet music. Mr Potter ran like a girl into the brothel, waving his gonk like no man has done before. “Help it got trapped in my oinkment bottle” no one could look at his gonk. So he was left with it forever.
THE END

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