Pachelbel Rant
A comedian rants about how much it sucks to play Pachelbel's Canon in D on a cello. Recorded live at Penn State, this piece by comedian/musician Rob Paravonian has been a favorite on the Dr. Demento Show.
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They are PED STATE!
Watch “Coolio – I’ll C U When U Get There” and try not to laugh
Watch “Coolio – I’ll C U When U Get There” and try not to laugh
Listen to Kansas, Rob. I think the closest they ever come to the Pachelbel Canon chords are in “Nobody’s Home.”
Watched this in school school today….
WE DO NOT GET LOVELY MELODIES IN PACHABEL, THE VIOLAS
@emowolfdog10 Me too… o.O
TRUE STORY….. because of this i listen to metal!
love it very funny
They’re all named Johann
@SharpWalkers:
Of COURSE, I was joking.
BUT: I’m being serious now. Read slowly, as I drop a 411 on you.
Regarding its other “beautiful” parts…. “It’s a CANON… for Music’s sake! …let’s not make more of the noodly violin lines than are actually there, shall we?
It’s a weakazz piece, written by a 3rd-rate composer-. and its only modern relevance comes from a 1981 GE ‘soft light’ light bulb commercial.
THAT’S when all this madness began.
The best thing to do, is to get someone playing the chords and then you all sit around singing different songs to the same chords. It sounds creepy but cool.
@EndlessM2
Metal does it too.
Do you know what! – I see the funny side of this but I am going to have to agree to disagree, because there are Politics involved! – No seriously! Johann Pachelbel was one of the most prolific and best German composers of the 17th century! I love Canon, I play it on piano and have heard it at weddings etc. It is mesmerising!
@Beedahpianokid Likewise, the 2nd violins
@Beedahpianokid Yes you do.
@Supersmooth007 Have you tried playing it with cello?
there are many canons, which are just musical rounds but with a new phrase every time instead of looping back to the original
He stole his comedic style from Demetri Martin. Even his tone and intonation. The same.
@jRent2011 Yeah but you can also say that Demetri Martin Stole his comedic style from Mitch Headburg.
clever comedian
@jRent2011 …? Uh… I’m pretty sure he’s been around before Demitri Martin.
@supersmooth2007
It is great, but If instead if the piano(I play too), you had only 8 notes on the cello(my sister) you might end up jealous. And putting it behind you is not easy. We actually studied its influences on other songs in music, before this came out, and came to the same conclusion.
Well, it’s called canon for a reason.
good thing i’m bigger than my cello, and everyone knows that if they try to hurt me they will end up with large amounts of pain all over their body