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Pachelbel Rant

A comedian rants about how much it sucks to play Pachelbel's Canon in D on a cello. Recorded live at Penn State, this piece by comedian/musician Rob Paravonian has been a favorite on the Dr. Demento Show.

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  1. IDF1987
    January 26th, 2012 at 11:42 | #1

    They are PED STATE!

  2. trvfo
    January 26th, 2012 at 22:23 | #2

    Watch “Coolio – I’ll C U When U Get There” and try not to laugh :-)

  3. trvfo
    January 26th, 2012 at 22:24 | #3

    Watch “Coolio – I’ll C U When U Get There” and try not to laugh :-)

  4. scottandrewhutchins
    January 27th, 2012 at 04:30 | #4

    Listen to Kansas, Rob. I think the closest they ever come to the Pachelbel Canon chords are in “Nobody’s Home.”

  5. emowolfdog10
    January 28th, 2012 at 04:06 | #5

    Watched this in school school today….

  6. Beedahpianokid
    January 28th, 2012 at 04:18 | #6

    WE DO NOT GET LOVELY MELODIES IN PACHABEL, THE VIOLAS

  7. IxHeartxMusic14
    January 28th, 2012 at 05:52 | #7

    @emowolfdog10 Me too… o.O

  8. EndlessM2
    January 29th, 2012 at 18:48 | #8

    TRUE STORY….. because of this i listen to metal! :D

  9. flyingupfun
    January 30th, 2012 at 01:08 | #9

    love it very funny

  10. 16SarahE
    January 30th, 2012 at 01:57 | #10

    They’re all named Johann

  11. Zillacello
    January 30th, 2012 at 06:25 | #11

    @SharpWalkers:

    Of COURSE, I was joking.

    BUT: I’m being serious now. Read slowly, as I drop a 411 on you.

    Regarding its other “beautiful” parts…. “It’s a CANON… for Music’s sake! …let’s not make more of the noodly violin lines than are actually there, shall we?

    It’s a weakazz piece, written by a 3rd-rate composer-. and its only modern relevance comes from a 1981 GE ‘soft light’ light bulb commercial.

    THAT’S when all this madness began.

  12. purplesnails22
    January 31st, 2012 at 17:41 | #12

    The best thing to do, is to get someone playing the chords and then you all sit around singing different songs to the same chords. It sounds creepy but cool.

  13. purplesnails22
    January 31st, 2012 at 17:42 | #13

    @EndlessM2

    Metal does it too.

  14. Supersmooth007
    February 2nd, 2012 at 01:06 | #14

    Do you know what! – I see the funny side of this but I am going to have to agree to disagree, because there are Politics involved! – No seriously! Johann Pachelbel was one of the most prolific and best German composers of the 17th century! I love Canon, I play it on piano and have heard it at weddings etc. It is mesmerising!

  15. luvclassical
    February 2nd, 2012 at 02:37 | #15

    @Beedahpianokid Likewise, the 2nd violins

  16. stickexjr
    February 2nd, 2012 at 05:55 | #16

    @Beedahpianokid Yes you do.

  17. wii2050
    February 2nd, 2012 at 13:55 | #17

    @Supersmooth007 Have you tried playing it with cello?

  18. allthingsdestructive
    February 3rd, 2012 at 02:15 | #18

    there are many canons, which are just musical rounds but with a new phrase every time instead of looping back to the original

  19. jRent2011
    February 3rd, 2012 at 05:11 | #19

    He stole his comedic style from Demetri Martin. Even his tone and intonation. The same.

  20. TheOriginalGDahl
    February 3rd, 2012 at 05:40 | #20

    @jRent2011 Yeah but you can also say that Demetri Martin Stole his comedic style from Mitch Headburg.

  21. fullbeefpanty
    February 3rd, 2012 at 17:35 | #21

    clever comedian 

  22. CoolestManVideos
    February 4th, 2012 at 00:58 | #22

    @jRent2011 …? Uh… I’m pretty sure he’s been around before Demitri Martin.

  23. BBardz
    February 5th, 2012 at 13:12 | #23

    @supersmooth2007
    It is great, but If instead if the piano(I play too), you had only 8 notes on the cello(my sister) you might end up jealous. And putting it behind you is not easy. We actually studied its influences on other songs in music, before this came out, and came to the same conclusion.

  24. Chentzilla
    February 5th, 2012 at 21:32 | #24

    Well, it’s called canon for a reason.

  25. gelrick123
    February 6th, 2012 at 01:44 | #25

    good thing i’m bigger than my cello, and everyone knows that if they try to hurt me they will end up with large amounts of pain all over their body :)

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