Have You Ever Been in Your Bikini on Your Front Lawn When the UPS Man…?
comes by to drop off a package? "Oh! Uh-uh hey th-th-there! Is uh...uh...I have a package!"
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comes by to drop off a package? "Oh! Uh-uh hey th-th-there! Is uh...uh...I have a package!"
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sounds like you were waiting for a package. He’s a specialist let him know you have a box that needs attention
No I cant say that I have
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I was a UPS driver for 3 years and never came across that.
I was greeted by a lot of under dressed obese and/or elderly people.
I was wearing my swimming shorts when you came to my lawn and said that
Sounds about like what I would say and I am not a UPS man.
Wow! I wish u were my neighbor.
No but one time me and my friends were selling lemon ade and we all had bikinis on and our old neighbor came driving by and he kept staring at my friend.
i hate tan lines
Yup. I have to get everything shipped by FedEx now. That poor UPS guy is still not right, so I hear.
Do you need a brain?
Yep, he dropped my package…. but his got bigger!
but i dont wear bikinis lol………..it happened to u didnt it?????? lol jk
umm ya i have a 6xl bikini its zebra striped top and a thong botton of plaid its hott
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