Elton John & Kee Kee Dee vs. Tony Orlando & Dawn … Who Wins This Cage Match?
The rules:
1) Tony & Elton MUST WEAR mankini's, dog collars and Stiletto heels
1a) Jock stap and protective cup is allow, but optional
2) Kee Kee Dee & Dawn can only wear a bra and panties
3) Cage match – winner takes all of the other's songs and profits
4) The Ref: Kimbo Slice ... now that he's jobless.
POLL: Pay-per-view >or< Wait for the VHS?
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US $7.10
i would say you are a 12 year old forced to listen to your parent’s music
Umm… this is a really disturbing mind image to the point I’m gonna have the light on when I go to bed tonight.
Since there are two members of "Dawn," Elton and Kiki would be outnumbered by one.
I don’t know who would win, but I can tell you who would lose: THE VIEWING PUBLIC.